I’m fucking bored and the service out here in bum fuck texas sucks. Someone should text me. 405 306 2880. Let me know who you are, too.
I hate this stupid weapon so much. But hey, I zeroed and qualified on my first try. I guess it can’t be too bad, can it?
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-